Sometimes we humans worry about our sexual kinks. If anything makes humans unique, it is thinking about sex. The other 87 million species do not give it much of a thought. They react to it, but they do not think about it. There was recently a news story about a man who had been married over fifty years, and never told his wife about his cross-dressing while she was out shopping. Fifty years and he still couldn’t tell her! We need to be more open with our lovers as to our sexual inclinations and kinks. It is part of what defines us as a person. It is like the color of your eyes or your height. You did not set out to be that way, so why be embarrassed about it. Life would be a lot simpler but a lot more mundane if we all liked the same things. Unemployment would also be rampant, because three quarters of the products on the market would no longer have consumers. Vive la difference!

If you have not revealed all of your sexual wants and needs to your partner, then take a look at the weird behaviors of some animals to realize that your needs are not so weird after all. Here are some weird things that other species do during sexual intercourse. If God is okay with them doing it, then he must certainly be okay with you doing it!


You may think it’s kind of creepy to go to strip clubs and pay to see women’s naked bodies. It’s not. In fact, in the Japanese forests the Macaque will give females fruit they have gathered to see their back sides! These guys are very territorial about the female that they just paid for and will attack other macaques who try to take advantage of the sight. This is weird, crazy monkey sex on a new level!

Honey Bees

Some fellows out there enjoy getting their genitals tattooed, pierced, cut, and stomped. Many guys are shy about this aspect of their sexuality and tend to go to a pro to have their fantasies satisfied. If you think that is drastic, you have not heard anything, and any guy should be happy he is not a drone honey bee. When a drone copulates with the queen, his genitals literally explode and fall off. They then die shortly thereafter. It might be one hell of an orgasm, but they only get one!


Some guys have looked long and hard at the penis pump ads in the back of most men's magazines. The concept is that if you inflate the penis regularly, you will end up expanding it and be better endowed. But guys are worried that women will find it and wonder about them. Well, consider gentlemen, the barnacle. It inflates its junk up to fifty times the size of its entire body! And the females don’t mind at all!

Sea Hare

A lot of guys dream about being part of an orgy. 3somes, 4somes or more would be an ideal fantasy. A lot of guys are worried that their partner won’t like the idea of not having a monogamous relationship, and so they stay silent about their desires. Now the sea hare does not have this problem. These slug like sea creatures get into huge mating chains, with so many in the chain that they actually end up forming a sex circle (of course if they were all males, this would be the perfect example of a circle jerk – LOL).


With all the free porn sites out there, more and more men have been exposed to some really weird stuff like golden showers (people peeing on each other). How on earth would you bring this one up in conversation? As such, this is one kink that seldom gets addressed. Giraffes have taken golden showers to new heights. Males as usual in the animal world start sniffing out the female's parts. If she is ready to be mounted, she quite literally pees in his face. The male giraffe takes this all in stride, and thus encouraged, he gleefully mounts and pumps!

Long story short – talk to your partner and be honest about what you’re interested in. Maybe they’ve been interested in the same thing too, and you can both try it out together. Just remember to always be safe and have fun!

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